The Masters of the Universe....

"The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" ought to be taken a bit more seriously:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/TECH/science/10/21/smart.rat.reut/index.html

Mission to Mars

Only priests may apply: http://www.newscientistspace.com/article.ns?id=dn8195

I should be applying to NASA for conducting further research :P