Am I not The Worst Blogger??

After installing the new navigation toolbar in my blog (am so much in a "am not gonna work tonite" mood), the first thing i searched was "theworstblogger"... my name came up coz the engine was searching within my webpage... now i googled for "the worst blogger"... there were about a thousand results there... but none showed up my blog... most of the results (as others can check em) are people like myself who have proclaimed themselves as the worst bloggers ever.... how dare they compete with me...

I feel I've been losing the "competition" coz my blog doesn't even show up in the google search... so this is my way of making my site the top google result for the worst blogger ever:

I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!
I AM THE WORST BLOGGER EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!

How worse can this blog get? :))